WORDY BASTARD http://www.wordybastard.com The Ongoing Babblement of a Writer, Letterer, Magician & Sophist Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:00:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 en Riverport Newscast http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/08/11/riverport-newscast/ http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/08/11/riverport-newscast/#comments Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:57:26 +0000 Kep! http://www.wordybastard.com/?p=86 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Riverport Newscast", url: "http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/08/11/riverport-newscast/" });]]> Straight from the news of RIVERPORT (the soon to be published comic by yours truly) I bring you…

Zombie Attack in Riverport!

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]]> http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/08/11/riverport-newscast/feed/ Platinum Studios’ The Comic Book Challenge 2008 http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/07/02/platinum-studios-the-comic-book-challenge-2008/ http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/07/02/platinum-studios-the-comic-book-challenge-2008/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:31:55 +0000 Kep! http://www.wordybastard.com/?p=85 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Platinum Studios’ The Comic Book Challenge 2008", url: "http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/07/02/platinum-studios-the-comic-book-challenge-2008/" });]]> Platinum Studios’ The Comic Book Challenge 2008

Check that out, the larget comic book creator contest on the planet and just lookee who’s on the list. Keep looking…that’s right…down…down…there’s it is, your’s truely, Jim Keplinger, comic writer and brewer of fine coffees.

Proof, boys and girls, that bribes DO work!

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]]> http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/07/02/platinum-studios-the-comic-book-challenge-2008/feed/ Ribbit, Ribbit! http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/05/25/ribbit-ribbit/ http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/05/25/ribbit-ribbit/#comments Mon, 26 May 2008 04:39:51 +0000 Kep! http://www.wordybastard.com/?p=84 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Ribbit, Ribbit!", url: "http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/05/25/ribbit-ribbit/" });]]> These are a pair of bull frogs I made the acquaintance of yesterday.

Bull frog In the Reeds 002

Bull frog In the Reeds 004

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]]> http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/05/25/ribbit-ribbit/feed/ Kep’s Special Mid Week Game Edition http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/05/20/keps-special-mid-week-game-edition/ http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/05/20/keps-special-mid-week-game-edition/#comments Tue, 20 May 2008 14:37:26 +0000 Kep! http://www.wordybastard.com/?p=82 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Kep’s Special Mid Week Game Edition", url: "http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/05/20/keps-special-mid-week-game-edition/" });]]> That’s right, here’s a special treat for all you cubical monkey’s slacking off on the job…a MID WEEK game!

Arachnophilia
http://www.digyourowngrave.com/arac…ay_full_screen/
In Arachnophilia you’re a spider just trying to make it in the world. Eat, spin webs, don’t get stung by a bee…you know, the basics. From the start this felt like a unique game, but dust two levels in and it started being an addictive, frantic, time-waster…you’re gonna love it!

Spin on, web head!

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]]> http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/05/20/keps-special-mid-week-game-edition/feed/ Nine Inch Nails is Giving Away New Album “The Slip” http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/05/06/nine-inch-nails-is-giving-away-new-album-the-slip/ http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/05/06/nine-inch-nails-is-giving-away-new-album-the-slip/#comments Tue, 06 May 2008 05:06:08 +0000 Kep! http://www.wordybastard.com/?p=81 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Nine Inch Nails is Giving Away New Album “The Slip”", url: "http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/05/06/nine-inch-nails-is-giving-away-new-album-the-slip/" });]]> nin.com [download]- the slip

Go! Get it! Be happy!

Why are you still here?

Go away.

I’m not paying attention to you anyway, I’m listening to my new, free NIN album.

Bugger off.

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]]> http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/05/06/nine-inch-nails-is-giving-away-new-album-the-slip/feed/ Kep!’s Game Day Is Back! http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/04/28/keps-game-day-is-back/ http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/04/28/keps-game-day-is-back/#comments Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:08:29 +0000 Kep! http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/04/28/keps-game-day-is-back/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Kep!’s Game Day Is Back!", url: "http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/04/28/keps-game-day-is-back/" });]]> Ok, after a month of flu and pneumonia I’m back to life…and here I come with a great new game for you to play with. Clear your schedule, this one’s a doozy!DOODLE DEFENDER!
Draw your space ship and play “asteroids” with it! Buy upgrades and draw them too. Oh hell yes! This is a blast!
http://www.kongregate.com/games/MikeVarilek/doodle-defender

Have fun!

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]]> http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/04/28/keps-game-day-is-back/feed/ News of the Day http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/03/30/news-of-the-day/ http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/03/30/news-of-the-day/#comments Sun, 30 Mar 2008 19:44:21 +0000 Kep! http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/03/30/news-of-the-day/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "News of the Day", url: "http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/03/30/news-of-the-day/" });]]> Hippo Eats Dwarf

Anyone remember the episode of the Brady Bunch Kids cartoon where the kids are on the Nile surrounded by Hippos  and they’re trying to find a cat that’s been magically transformed into  one and they discover it when they all yawn and the cat is the only one that meows? Just me?

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]]> http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/03/30/news-of-the-day/feed/ KRDO.com Colorado Springs, Pueblo - Weather, News, Sports - Police: Waiter foils alleged attempt to drug woman on date http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/02/29/krdocom-colorado-springs-pueblo-weather-news-sports-police-waiter-foils-alleged-attempt-to-drug-woman-on-date/ http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/02/29/krdocom-colorado-springs-pueblo-weather-news-sports-police-waiter-foils-alleged-attempt-to-drug-woman-on-date/#comments Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:36:52 +0000 Kep! http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/02/29/krdocom-colorado-springs-pueblo-weather-news-sports-police-waiter-foils-alleged-attempt-to-drug-woman-on-date/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "KRDO.com Colorado Springs, Pueblo - Weather, News, Sports - Police: Waiter foils alleged attempt to drug woman on date", url: "http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/02/29/krdocom-colorado-springs-pueblo-weather-news-sports-police-waiter-foils-alleged-attempt-to-drug-woman-on-date/" });]]> KRDO.com Colorado Springs, Pueblo - Weather, News, Sports - Police: Waiter foils alleged attempt to drug woman on date

Now, on a normal day a guy trying to drug a woman on a date is tragic, downright despicable and certainly a crime.  But that’s not why I’m here today. What impresses me here is the waiter actually stepped up and did the eight thing without hesitation. Personal responsibility is a rare thing, but taking responsibility for your fellow human is non-existent these days. The unnamed waiter didn’t do anything special, he did something right. What happened to doing the right thing?

Anyone reading this in Colorado Springs needs to find the Ruby Tuesdays this took place at and search this guy out. Don’t give him presents, flowers or throw a parade, just say “thanks”. If more people said thanks, I think more people would do the right damn thing.

Hey unnamed waiter, Thanks!

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]]> http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/02/29/krdocom-colorado-springs-pueblo-weather-news-sports-police-waiter-foils-alleged-attempt-to-drug-woman-on-date/feed/ Triggit Gets it’s Justification…er…format, that is… http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/02/12/triggit-gets-its-justificationerformat-that-is/ http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/02/12/triggit-gets-its-justificationerformat-that-is/#comments Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:48:26 +0000 Kep! http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/02/12/triggit-gets-its-justificationerformat-that-is/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Triggit Gets it’s Justification…er…format, that is…", url: "http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/02/12/triggit-gets-its-justificationerformat-that-is/" });]]> Triggit quietly upgraded in the last week or so without telling even me…the Triggit pimpmeister. It’s a small upgrade for some, but for those of us who like our images to be placed pretty in our blogs, it’s a major advance. Now your images can not only be placed

right…

…Left…

…and the ever popular center….

But NOW your text flows around it in oh so sexy ways! Now that’s what I call a face lift! Go Triggit. Be happy!

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]]> http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/02/12/triggit-gets-its-justificationerformat-that-is/feed/ Step Up for Boobs! http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/02/12/step-up-for-boobs/ http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/02/12/step-up-for-boobs/#comments Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:32:47 +0000 Kep! http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/02/12/step-up-for-boobs/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Step Up for Boobs!", url: "http://www.wordybastard.com/2008/02/12/step-up-for-boobs/" });]]> Time to do the right thing by pushing that left mouse button on a pretty pink button! The Breast Cancer Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman.

Step up!

It takes less than a minute (if that long) to go to their site and click on “donating a mammogram” for free (pink window in the middle).

This doesn’t cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising.

Here’s the web site! Pass it along to people you know.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/

It’s a click, people, not exactly a hard days work. Step up!

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